Sunday 16th December 2018

WISDOM FROM NEW HARMONY INDIANA

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WORDS OF WISDOM DIRECT FROM NEW HARMONY INDIANA


Be like Jesus, spend enough time with sinners to alienate the religious people


What if, there were no rhetorical questions?


War on Christmas? If so, Christmas started it with too much alcohol and overspending destroying lives


If you’re too busy to absorb and learn from the world around you, then you’re too busy


Theocratic fascism is when the uterus is more highly regulated than the assault rifle


I know, I can’t change the world, I just want to make it clear, that I am NOT too stupid to see, what’s going on


Funny, Trump never reared his head until George Carlin died. Coincidence? I think not


Trump expresses thought fragments in sentence fragments constructed from word fragments


I once lived in Alaska, where there were four seasons, June, July, August and winter


I have never felt completely safe, since the day George Carlin died.


If your name is Moon Beam Star Dazzle and you have ties to Putin, don’t friend me on Facebook


It is possible to grow figs in New Harmony, Indiana. If you live here, you might want to investigate this as a possible healthy food source.



Having made it past 70, I think I will risk a little artificial creamer in my coffee


 If Trump is successful in blocking Stormy Daniels from appearing on 60 Minutes, he will have imposed more sanctions on a porn actress than on Russia.


Want to see justice?  Force Trump and Manafort to use public defenders


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Our humanity equals the sum of our mercy plus our respect for others.


GOP just raised the price of steel 25%, but they say raising minimum wage would destroy us



Folks who will lie about anything will lie about anything.


Republicans defend Trump’s threesomes with porn stars, but tell little kids, they will burn in Hell for masturbation.



What this country needs is a good strong hex pasta fructose law with some feline claws.


Trump’s ONLY partridge is perched in a Russian pear tree


The only use I have ever seen for a semi colon is to flaunt the fact you went to college.


The OPPOSITE of poverty is NOT wealth, the OPPOSITE of poverty is JUSTICE.


Moral concerns aside, lying is a bad idea for practical reasons. I have never told a lie, that didn’t eventually come back to bite me in the ass.


America is the only nation on earth, where people argue about who DESERVES health care



Always ask yourself, what would Voltaire do?


Ezekiel 16:49– ‘Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy.


I’m thinking of hosting a weekly quiche dinner as part of a recovery program for Tea Party tough guys


The GOP has shown us, it’s possible to break a lot of eggs, without producing an omelette


What if, there were no rhetorical questions?


 


History shows us, that an impeachable offense is whatever Congress says it is


Constitutionally, high crimes refers to WHO commits the crime, not how serious the crime is. When a person in high office commits a crime, it is a high crime


The ONLY way to save democracy, is to SOME HOW remove corporate money from elections


 


No child is born addicted to refined sugar and cigarettes, that takes corporate effort


Once you decide that anyone disagreeing with you is a “sinner” and doomed to Hell, the rest of being a bigot is a piece of cake


Don’t forget, the Pope and/or Jerry Falwell want 10% right off the top


Each and every Christian sect declares, that all other Christian sects are “not really Christians.”


Jesus is and always has been a major threat to organized religion


 


Poker is arithmetic, common sense, psychology and luck. And, it is a great leveler of persons. Nobody at the poker table cares who your daddy was


It is my belief, that comas were created to serve mankind, not the other way around


 


If Roy Moore is “a little bit conservative”, then water is a little bit wet


I am so old, that I have my midnight snack at 9:00 PM 


The US banned dueling mostly because too many members of Congress were killing each other. Maybe it is time to rethink this?


There was a period in human history when churches ruled the world. It was called the Dark Ages


………If five female executives get together with their female CEO, is it a distaff meeting?………….


………….Sometimes, there is a moment when you are trying to peel a hard boiled egg, and you realize, you have gotten off to a bad start, and it is just not going to end well. Same thing with presidencies…………..


…………….U.S. Medicare is the best government managed single payer health insurance on earth. ALL Americans should have Medicare………….


…………..The most common question people ask about quotation marks is whether periods and commas go inside or outside, and the answer depends on where your audience lives because in American English we always put periods and commas inside quotation marks, but in British English periods and commas can go inside or outside………….


 


…………..Why are federal government jobs called “civil service?”  As far as I can tell, the employees are neither civil nor servile…………..


…………..The work ethic is a scam, intended to trick you into sacrificing your life to increase corporate profits…………..


…………..Ask a Republican, how health care tax credits or health care “savings accounts” can POSSIBLY help Americans working for $10-$15 per hour? ………….


…………….School prayer is just another silly GOP wedge social issue, same as pro guns, anti abortion and opposition to gay marriage. These have nothing to do with politics or governing the nation. They are all a ruse used by GOP to trick non millionaires into voting for Republicans…………..


…………….I am tickled pink with your religion, as long as you are willing to keep it to yourself…………..


…………..Liberals think in terms of social justice, right wingers in terms of profit and loss.  It’s tough to translate between the two. ………….


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